Are you conservative? Or liberal?

If a conservative does not like guns, he (or she) does not buy one.
If a liberal does not like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a threat, he plans on how to defend himself.
A liberal wonders how to accommodate the threat by negotiating.

If a conservative is a homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life.
If a liberal is a homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a Black or Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of of government handouts.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative does not like a talk show, he switches stations.
Liberals demand that those they do not like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he does not go to church.
A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care insurance, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the government provide his.

Queen Pelosi Decides Which Laws to Enforce

The other day, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that we really didn't need any new gun laws; we should just enforce the laws we had.

Yet she tells illegal immigrants that enforcing our immigration laws is "Unamerican."

Go figure. I can't.

But when our own legislators are ignoring the very laws they have passed, we have crossed from democracy to tyranny.