Stop laughing: I think Obama really means it

If it wasn't so important, I'd laugh my ass off over the things Obama says. But it is really important to the future of our country.

I'm beginning to think he actually believes his own b.s. Here's a few quotes from his press conference Tuesday (Feb 15). 

The source is the White House, so the first person to accuse me of misquoting him gets a swift kick to the curb.

When I took office, I pledged to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term. Our budget meets that pledge and puts us on a path to pay for what we spend by the middle of the decade.

Mr. Obama, the end of your first term is the end of 2012, not the middle of the decade. Your budget won't cut the deficit by half. And if you really think you'll even out spending and revenues by the end of 2015, you must be smoking crack.

And many Democrats and Republicans in Congress today came together in December to pass a tax cut that has made Americans’ paychecks a little bigger this year and will spur on additional economic growth this year.

What? My paycheck isn't bigger! It's just not smaller! You think I'm that stupid? That was not a tax cut. As one congressman so aptly said once: You lie.

We will not be adding more to the national debt. So, to use a -- sort of an analogy that families are familiar with, we're not going to be running up the credit card any more. That's important -- and that's hard to do. But it’s necessary to do. And I think that the American people understand that.

All I can say is -- huh? What the f*** are you talking about? The CBO estimates that our annual deficit will still be about $600 billion in 2020. Next year will be the third year of trillion-dollar deficits. During the next 10 years, our national debt will double. DOUBLE! He and his democrat buddies have increased the debt by $3,000,000,000,000 in just TWO years! Is he insane?

How did this guy get to be President?

I'd put in more quotes, but please excuse me while I head to the latrine and puke.